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This rashguard features our magnificently unhinged gorilla right in the center of your chest, which is perfect because that's exactly where you want people looking when you're about to pass their guard. The long sleeves protect you from mat burn, ringworm, and the existential dread that comes from realizing you've been working on the same escape for three years.
Made from that fancy moisture-wicking fabric that makes you feel like a professional athlete even though you're actually just a CPA who happens to enjoy consensual violence twice a week. The fit is snug enough to prevent gi grips but breathable enough that you won't overheat during that awkward thirty-second period when you're trying to decide if you should tap or just black out like a gentleman.
This rashguard features our magnificently unhinged gorilla right in the center of your chest, which is perfect because that's exactly where you want people looking when you're about to pass their guard. The long sleeves protect you from mat burn, ringworm, and the existential dread that comes from realizing you've been working on the same escape for three years.
Made from that fancy moisture-wicking fabric that makes you feel like a professional athlete even though you're actually just a CPA who happens to enjoy consensual violence twice a week. The fit is snug enough to prevent gi grips but breathable enough that you won't overheat during that awkward thirty-second period when you're trying to decide if you should tap or just black out like a gentleman.