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Nothing says "I peaked in high school but in the best way possible" quite like a varsity-style hoodie. This beauty combines the classic American athletic aesthetic with the modern reality that you're actually just a grown adult who likes to wrestle in pajamas. The contrasting colored sleeves give you that authentic letterman jacket vibe, except instead of football or basketball you lettered in getting choked by people you pay to choke you. The zip-up design means easy on, easy off, much like your guard when you're tired. Features our gorilla prominently because if you're going to look like a varsity athlete, you might as well represent the strongest primate in the gym.
Perfect for looking sporty, staying warm, and confusing people about whether you're coming from the gym or going to one
Nothing says "I peaked in high school but in the best way possible" quite like a varsity-style hoodie. This beauty combines the classic American athletic aesthetic with the modern reality that you're actually just a grown adult who likes to wrestle in pajamas. The contrasting colored sleeves give you that authentic letterman jacket vibe, except instead of football or basketball you lettered in getting choked by people you pay to choke you. The zip-up design means easy on, easy off, much like your guard when you're tired. Features our gorilla prominently because if you're going to look like a varsity athlete, you might as well represent the strongest primate in the gym.
Perfect for looking sporty, staying warm, and confusing people about whether you're coming from the gym or going to one