Two Scoops Stickers

$3.00

Look, we could tell you these stickers are made of premium vinyl with UV-resistant ink, but honestly?

You're going to slap this angry gorilla on your water bottle, your car, maybe your training partner's forehead when they fall asleep after drilling, and it's going to look fantastic. Each sticker is a tiny billboard announcing to the world: "I train jiu jitsu, I have a sense of humor about protein supplements, and yes, I am more interesting than you."

They're weatherproof, which means they'll outlast your current gym membership, that relationship you're definitely going to fix after competition season, and possibly your ACL. At this price, buy twelve. Put them everywhere. Establish dominance.


Look, we could tell you these stickers are made of premium vinyl with UV-resistant ink, but honestly?

You're going to slap this angry gorilla on your water bottle, your car, maybe your training partner's forehead when they fall asleep after drilling, and it's going to look fantastic. Each sticker is a tiny billboard announcing to the world: "I train jiu jitsu, I have a sense of humor about protein supplements, and yes, I am more interesting than you."

They're weatherproof, which means they'll outlast your current gym membership, that relationship you're definitely going to fix after competition season, and possibly your ACL. At this price, buy twelve. Put them everywhere. Establish dominance.